It may seem real simple to zip on over to Bdirti. The Miami resident who advises not taking too many people to pound-town all at once: hit me up if your down for some drinks or whatever I’m sure we can find a spot to just chill and have a good time Coronavirus has me going nuts indoors need to get out. I am bored as hell and really just wanna shoot the shit have some drinks hang out. Please reply with a picture and I'll be happy to tell you more!Ī bored Broward resident who just wants to hang out: I am a 50 year old white male that needs some attention. Looking for a open minded female companion to spend some time with watching TV, talking, giving a massage, or simply playing some games. The Delray Beach guy looking for a quarantine partner: 63 yr white bi married male, 6ft3in 215 lbs looking for someone who will host for haircut in exchange for the service of their choice. The Lake Worth guy seeking a haircut with benefits:īecause of the quarantine, unable to get a hair cut. I might be slightly younger, but you are incredibly attractive. I think that you are very sexy for your age. You always smile at me and I always smile back. Obviously because of this whole quarantine situation. The Kendall resident looking for the slightly older, possibly married woman in the Devon Aire area: The senior from West Palm who misses his lap dances:ĭam virus all the strip clubs are closed, missing my dancers! ) No links, website sign ups or asking for your credit card info. Let's text about each other’s fantasies, fetishes, experiences and other naughty things. I know you want someone who listens, who understands, someone attactive and spicy. Hey you, I know this isolation bull has been rough on all of us. The "normal hot local girl next door" who just wants to talk, no credit card information required: Let's have fun while this COVID-19 nonsense passes Serious women only, prefer fluent in English, and CLEAN Mixed B/W, early 30's, average build, 6'0, handsome. On vacation from up north, have place on Collins ave. The guy from up north who's stuck on South Beach until this whole pandemic thing blows over:
Older white professional gentleman divorced looking for young attractive white/hispanic female in the Fort Lauderdale area for a hook-up.non -smoker, social drinker.no drama.no more than a 5-6 mile radius from downtown llege girls always et at neutral location.if interested, send photo and some stats/should have your own transportation.virus problem is being contained, people are moving about now The Fort Lauderdale guy who wants to hook up because the virus is almost over anyway: I am sure you know who you are as I winked at you and just kept looking at your perfect body and beautiful eyes. Sure would like to see you again and get to know you better. I wanted to talk to you but never got the chance before you left. Our eyes met a couple of times behind your mask, you had beautiful eyes and long hair. You were in line at customer service, I was behind you waiting.
New Times knows all about Publix being the place you're most likely to meet your true love. For this person at a Hollywood store, romance clearly isn't dead where shopping is a pleasure: Here's a collection of some of Craigslist's best Missed Connections: Quarantine Edition. Meanwhile, others - even in the middle of a pandemic - are thirsty as hell and looking for nookie, social distancing be damned.
Some South Floridians are bored at home and looking for someone to talk to or maybe even meet in person when this is all over. It's no wonder South Florida Craigslist's Missed Connections board has been especially busy lately, and not just with posts from people hoping to reconnect with whatever hot person they crossed paths with at the grocery store or gas station. While quarantine is making some people's libidos tank, for others, the threat of infection and transmission of a deadly virus is no match for their sex drives. Scientists also say that isolation makes people crave human contact. Scientists and medical professionals say we're supposed to wear masks in public places, keep at least six feet apart from other people, and stay away from large groups to protect ourselves against COVID-19.